I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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