What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you win again, gameday.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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