guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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