How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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