Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
