I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
