Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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