my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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