Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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