U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
how drunk are you?
Several
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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