(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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