come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
