we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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