Dude my mom stole all your condoms
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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