I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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