we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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