How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
