Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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