Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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