nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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