youre lurking in front of me
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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