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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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