I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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