well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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