Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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