I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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