If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I have aggressive nipples.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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