Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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