I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
