exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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