he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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