i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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