should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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