READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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