just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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