Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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