Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Congratulations! We have a period
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
