just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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