I just made out with a guy for $7.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I looked at my own cervix.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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