So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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