You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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