on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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