we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
its liver damage thursday
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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