i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Come on in and take your pants off
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