so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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