If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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