so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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