the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Everyone says I win the strip club
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
