We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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