i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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